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lesbianvenom:

i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

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nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

— I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via f-luere)

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Zoom Staring Contest: Winner gets 2 chicken jerky strips ( & he/she can eat them on the bed because Dad isn’t home yet) 🐾❤️

Staring Contest: Winner gets 2 chicken jerky strips ( & he/she can eat them on the bed because Dad isn’t home yet) 🐾❤️

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Zoom dream-passionately:

great convo

dream-passionately:

great convo

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Zoom Mr. Pancho, Head of HR Dept. Sure, sometimes he sleeps on the job, and exposes his genitalia to the other employees, but he’s an integral part of the team.

Mr. Pancho, Head of HR Dept. Sure, sometimes he sleeps on the job, and exposes his genitalia to the other employees, but he’s an integral part of the team.

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Zoom Remember that night you started crying for no reason? And then laughing. And then more crying. You opened the door, as I was driving you home, to vomit. I had to hold you by your pants so you wouldn’t fall on your face, on your vomit. You begged me to wake up your sister, or dad, to be with you because you were afraid you were going to die. That was fun. Oh, and happy birthday.

Remember that night you started crying for no reason? And then laughing. And then more crying. You opened the door, as I was driving you home, to vomit. I had to hold you by your pants so you wouldn’t fall on your face, on your vomit. You begged me to wake up your sister, or dad, to be with you because you were afraid you were going to die. That was fun. Oh, and happy birthday.

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Zoom Happiness is a smooch from Pooch ❤️🐺

Happiness is a smooch from Pooch ❤️🐺

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Zoom Fish like disco 🙈🎤👾🔮

Fish like disco 🙈🎤👾🔮

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June 16th, 2014: Leaving her apartment in New York City 


Queen.

June 16th, 2014: Leaving her apartment in New York City 

Queen.

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squiiiije:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

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